Why not just come out and tell us?
I just watched a commercial for Starbucks. It was closed captioned, which we all know (hopefully), is meant for the hard of hearing. It makes life easier by letting them read what’s going on when they can’t hear it.
Starbucks should be commended for closed captioning the commercial, right? No. Not when you put Baba O’Reilly between music signs.
If you can’t hear, how do you know what Baba O’Reilly, or any song for that matter, sounds like?
It makes zero sense.
But someone approved it.
Which brings me to the Aquasana commercial.
They have one where their spokesman has two glasses of water. He states one is Aquasana and the other is dirty tap water.
Yuck.
He goes through his pitch of how great Aquasana is, but at the end can’t figure out which glass has the Aquasana water. He even says, “Wait, which one is it?”
if you want me to know how safe your water is over regular water, shouldn’t you know which water is bad to drink?
Now that I think about it, it doesn’t matter anyway. We need to drink water to wash down the pills we need to take.
You know the ones. The pills that will make us look good but are killing us internally.
You want to lose weight? No problem.
Get rid of itchy skin? Again, no problem.
You can clear anything up. Hell, you’ll even be able to dance in the streets with like-minded people. So what’s the problem?
Nothing. Unless you want diarrhea that makes Mt. Vesuvius look like a 3rd grade science project. If that’s not enough, you’ll probably want to kill yourself.
They do warn you not to take the drug if you’re allergic to it. That’s good because that might kill us.
I don’t think we’re that stupid.
Get Off My Desert Lawn! 